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Sat, 20 Nov 2004 01:34:39 GMT

I would continue to update my Live Journal, but I have to beat away strange Dutch men begging me to perform indecent acts with a pair of panty-hose, a jar of raspberry jam and a microwave...damn Dutch porn sites.

I will be back after I have changed all the passwords for everything I have...it seems that my subconscious has finally worked out how to use a computer. I really don't want it messing up my subscriptions to all of my err...medical journals...sort of, and I really would dread to think of what my subconscious would do if it got into that site on...um...groin injury treatment after...err...sporting events...you know...with the burly men who have hurt themselves..um...moving furniture...and need some groin treatment from the...um...team physio...yes....that'll do.

Anyway...I will run screaming into the arms of the paranoia fairy and change my passwords...and then shoot all of my friends. I'm kidding...I wouldn't shoot them, it's too quick. Maybe fillet them to death with a fork. Nice and slow.

Not exactly the big event I had planned for my first post...but it seems I had no choice really & had to come up with something at the last minute....damn subconscious making my first three posts without telling me. If I knew where in my head my subconscious lived I'd punch it in the junk...

Toodles!

Is it that time already?

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 14:30:28 GMT

Wow, I've have this Livejournal for a while now and I just haven't found anything to write about. Instead, I've decided to post my password to Dutch porn forums in the hopes that I can get my journal count to increase. So remember, ducklings, that the post that you read on livejournal mught actually be from a Dutch porn site. And if it's not, then perhaps I need to be locked up for my own safety.

After all, it's said that guarding your password is the best armour out there. And you wouldn't go into battle naked, would you?

Well, I would.

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 13:56:10 GMT

When I was young, my mother always said to me "Never trust a man who eats quiche". She also said "Never leave your livejournal password in the hands of those who would misuse it". In the many years since my childhood, I've come to see the wisdom of her words, having saved countless dollars and friendships by the simple act of avoiding quiche munchers. If only I knew the meaning behind her second warning.

Ah well, worry not. It's been a long night, many drinks have been had by all, and people have been wandering back and forth in to the computer room whilst I'm not watching. What do I have to worry about?

No where did I leave that quiche?

tap... tap... Is this thing on?

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 13:18:51 GMT

My name is Mad Hamish. See, look at my icon. That's Hamish. He's Mad. I leave it to you to decide if he's Angry-Mad or Crazy-Mad. Possibly both. It depends what traffic's like, really.

This entry is really just a lesson in why you should update your livejournal frequently - or, at least, make *some* kind of post. Otherwise your friends are liable to take matters into their own hands and post on your behalf. Kids, this could happen to you.

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Is it that time already?

*tap*... *tap*... Is this thing on?

tap... tap... Is this thing on?